Big Smiles on the Beaches

It’s all smiles as Christmas brings an immediate end to race riots on the Australian beaches.

Under the ever watchful eyes of the big contingent of police, thousands of fun-loving Australians flock to Bondi, Cronulla, and Maroubra beaches to celebrate the festive season.

Thus, fears that Christmas could bring a new wave of racial violence on the Australian beaches were greatly exaggerated.

“Santa has done it again”; a voice said, with a big smile. “He has brought peace and harmony to the beaches”.